these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Help. Why am I so naked?
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