Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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