Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Randomize
