Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
