At least make sure they are 18
Why
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We have so much sex to catch up on
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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