I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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