Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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