i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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