dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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