TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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