I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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