just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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