How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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