He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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