Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
