Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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