Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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