Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
