I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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