I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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