I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
