she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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