Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
