if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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