what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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