Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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