i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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