all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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