I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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