If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I have post one night stand depression
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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