Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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