Having a random hookup so left but love u
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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