is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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