I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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