I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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