Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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