My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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