the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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