Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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