Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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