Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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