Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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