Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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