Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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