So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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