I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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