sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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