The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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