North Korea, Best Korea!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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