He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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